Four Sam Haiku

1.
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

2.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.'

3.
In deep sleep, hear sound.
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

4.
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Happy Birthday Sam!!