I Will Not Be Orange, I Will Not Be Orange

When I lived in Hollywood it was acceptable to be pale, brooding and only go out after dark. Now that I'm living at the beach I'm out in the sun much more and even though I've been using sunblock number 92 I've begun to tan. Well half of me has anyway. The other half remains porcelain.

So on a whim at Target I bought a lotion that promises "a subtle hint of color". It seemed so innocuous. Well compared to that tan in a bottle stuff. So I've been using it for about three days and you know it makes my skin smell funny. Now there's something they don't put on the label. "A subtle hint of color and luxuriously weird smelling skin." Well, at least I'm not orange.
-Chel