OH. MY. GOD. her butt is sooo big

So I have this pair of shoes with a very slim metallic heel. Love the shoes! Love to wear them to work. Love, Love, Love them.

However, when I’m wearing them I must at all times be on the alert for cracks in the sidewalk. The other day I step off the sidewalk and am almost run down by a woman chatting on her cell phone driving a giant SUV. She hit the brakes and I was so busy giving her the stink eye I missed seeing a crack. So she was rewarded with the site of my ass as I bent over and hopped around on one foot trying to extricate my shoe from the middle of the street. I wrenched my shoe free, assembled my dignity and hopped daintily across the street.

-Chel