Pee pee dance

Just received this email.

The women’s public restroom on the first floor is now out of order. Both sinks have overflowed with brackish water, creating an unsafe and unsanitary condition. The plumbers have been notified.

Female patrons are being temporarily routed to the 2nd floor staff restroom.

The public using our staff restroom. This is very bad news indeed. I wonder if I can go the rest of the day without using the restroom.
-Chel