2 quarts of oil, 2 flashlights
I just discovered that some punks cut a hole in my car to remove the lock on my passenger side door to get into my car to steal... a yoga mat, 2 quarts of oil, 2 flashlights and 1/2 a gallon of antifreeze. I understand you can make crank or meth or some drug from antifreeze so maybe I'll give them that. But the yoga mat! I'm sure it's wildly popular among thieves to do yoga and there is a big black market somewhere for used yoga mats. Ahimsa! Give me a freakin' brake!
-Chel


2 Comments:
That is really sad. People are so dayum crooked... maybe the yoga mat is for meditating after they enjoy a bowl of crack!?
11:42 AM
That is really sad. People are so dayum crooked... maybe the yoga mat is for meditating after they enjoy a bowl of crack!?
11:42 AM
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