Freak out

"Just calm down." and "I don't think I've ever seen you like this." Comments from my boss after I told him that this week was going to cause me to have a nervous breakdown.

Today was an absolute freak out. I had five projects going at once, two were due yesterday, two are due on Monday, people are calling me with their absolutely inane requests and then my coworker reminds me she needs the invitation list today to send out invitations for the retirement party.

One project finally got done and passed off for my boss to review, which might I add he left for the day without reviewing. AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!! He does this thing where he gives me a project that we need to do now, now, now so I rush to do it and then it sits on his freakin' desk for a week before he looks at it. Drives me freakin' insane!

Then at the end of the day my retired boss whom we are planning the retirement party for calls and says she doesn't want a retirement party and we are absolutely unable to convince her otherwise.

I just want to go home and smoke a giant freakin' bowl.